For my adoring public.

Actually I'm going to do the movie game... because my life is complicated and I'm procrastinating while i eat dinner.

A few things to mention before i begin:
1. Crockpots rule.
2. I am in the midst of literature circle hell.
3. I enjoy my potentially healthy romantical situation.
4. My curriculum coordinator thinks i have the vocabulary of an 19th century british woman.

And on that note--
15 movie quotes
comment answer
no cheating.

1. Oh now, Debra, don't be bitter, surely with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand new neo-nazi boot camp makeover the boys will come a-runnin'.

2. And monkey brains, although popular in Cantonese cuisine, is not often to be found in Washington D.C Megan-- Clue

3. You can lose all your points for any one of three things. One: If you cry. Two: If you ask to see your mother. Three: If you're hungry and ask for a snack! Forget it!

4. Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole. Amy- Garden State

5. A. Don't fuck with the Lords of Hell.
B. Don't fuck with the babysitter. -- Mommy-- Adventures in Babysitting

6. A. You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
B. You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die. Amy- Princess Bride

7. Don't I know you? I stole the baby from you, Daikini! While you were taking a peepee! Amy- Willow

8. Excuse me, ladies. You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head. My name is Keith Stat from Millburn, New Jersey. State bird, the mosquito. And as you may have heard I am recently a crowned class B dungeon-master. So if any of you would like to play D&D today, please speak now or forever hold your peace. Amy- Wet Hot American Summer

9. A: I'm a professional killer.
B: Do you have to do postgraduate work for that?

10. I don't know. Sometimes it seems like such a strange sort of thing to want to do. You know, ridiculous. Like someone putting their finger up your nose or something. Amy- Circle of Friends

11. He sells reproductions! His furniture's as fake as my orgasms!

12. A: 37! My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!
B: In a row? Amy- Clerks

13. Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. Mommy-- Goonies

14. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Amy- Office Space

15. I work harder than God. If He had hired me, He would have made the world by Thursday.

Hope I get more participation than the song thing!

The results

37% on the music challenge. Not so good.

Here's the key :)

Everything else-- Howie Day
For no one-- Azure Ray
Solace and Pain- Matt Nathanson
Mayday – Dispatch
Someone Cooler than You-- Ben Folds
Wild Horses – Rolling Stones
Who Did You Think I Was- John Mayer Trio
Circle Round the Sun- James Taylor
Balaclava- Arctic Monkeys
Waiting Line- Zero 7
Bottle up and explode- Elliott smith
Heart of mine- Peter Salett
Brace yourself- Howie Day
pretty fly for a white guy- offspring
my junk – spring's awakening
small figures in the vast expanse- rilo kiley
pantera fans in love- nerf herder
if I had a million dollars- bnl
That’s the way it is- JoDee Messina
birds flying away- mason jennings
solitude standing- suzanne vega
wig in a box- hedwig and the angry inch
sound of settling- deathcab for cutie
Goodbye until tomorrow/I could never rescue you- last 5 years
a certain romance- arctic monkeys
sooner or later-- michael tolcher
number 6 driver- efo
Paper bag- Fiona apple
American girl- tom petty
Our lips are sealed- go-gos
golden slumber- the beatles
basketcase- green day
crush- dmb
Forget December- something corporate
In the middle- Mat Kearney
Jockey full of bourbon- moxy fruv
Ridin’ in my car- NRBQ
Come pick me up- Ryan Adams
I’m waiting- all American rejects
Both hands- Ani Difranco

There are so many things I could be doing right now...

I could write you all an entry about my life. I could ramble about stress and relationships and sick cats and crazy teenagers. I could write the epic entry about teaching that I've been planning for a while now. But I won't. Instead I'm going to do that fun little music thing that Amy had on her blog.

Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 40 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: For those who are guessing -- looking the lyrics up on a search engine is CHEATING!Step 5: If you like the game post your own

1. "Pictures blurred in her head/Won't let them win/She'll make you come/Right back and let her in..."

2. "We're the same/we're five years old/Still trying to change this mold/In the open air I'm cold/No purpose/no reasons told..."

3. "I'm so confused by what I am and what I want, but I can't stand alone without your help..."

4. "I saw you yesterday your eyes were the color of some kind of gray, I hear what you're sayin' don't let me go I've got all these people down below..."

5. "Smile like you've got nothing to prove, no matter what you might do there's always someone out there cooler than you." (If you all don't get this one, I will disown you.) Thank you amy... Always someone cooler than you-- Ben Folds

6. "Childhood living is easy to do, the things you wanted I bought them for you..." amy Wild Horses- Rolling Stone

7. "Now I love my baby, and she's bound to love me some, yes I love my baby, and she's bound to love me some..."

8. "Got half a smile and zero shame, gotta reflection with a different name..."

9. "Running off over next door's garden before the hour is done, it's more a question of feeling than it is a question of fun"

10. "Wait in line, 'till your time, ticking clock, everyone stop" In The Waiting Line-- Zero 7

11. "Bottle up and explode over and over, keep the troublemaker below, put it away and check out for the day..." Jess- Bottle up and explode- elliott smith

12. "Do you want to know if everything glittering will turn into the gold I see in your hair..."

13. "So you think you can hold the world up by string, with all that you have, and I would hold every part of you that I could hold..." Jess- Brace yourself- Howie Day

14. "Give it to me baby, uh-huh uh-huh, give it to me baby, uh-huh uh-huh..." (Don't judge me for this song) Jess- Pretty Fly for a White Guy- The Offspring

15. "It the midst of this nothing, this midst of a life, still there this one thing just to see you go by..." Jess- My Junk- Spring's Awakening

16. "Let's try a new change, Let's try a new change, Let's try a new change then we'll go back to the old one like we've done so many times before."

17. "I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil, then you made me cut it like James Hetfield, we're gonna put an end to alternative rock..."

18. "If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars, well I would buy you a house..." Jess- If I had a million dollars- BNL

19. "Everybody wants an easy ride on the merry-go-round that we call life, take your drive on cruise control then you went to find it's a winding road..." Mary S.-- That's the way-- Jo Dee Messina

20. "I left my country when I was 19, 1925, and drifted to a town on the cuban coast met a woman who became my life..."

21. "Solitude stands by the window, she turns her head as I walk in the room, I can see by her eyes she's been waiting..."

22. "On nights like this, when the world's a bit amiss, and the lights go down across the trailer park..." Angie- Wig in a Box-- Hedwig and the Angry Inch

23. "I've got a hunger twisting my stomach into knots, that my tongue is tied off...

24. "Don't kiss me goodbye again, leave this night clean and quiet, you want the last word you want me to laugh but leave it for now." Jess- Goodbye until tomorrow/I could never rescue you- last 5 years

25. "Well oh they might wear classic Reeboks, or knackered Converse, or tracky bottoms tucked in socks..."

26. "Pull the hair back from your eyes let the people see your pretty face, try not to say anything weird."

27. "The good news out here on the highway is that the speed limit's just a suggestion, but the bad news alone on the highway is that I'm praying for two car congestion..."

28. "I was staring at the sky just looking for a star to pray on or wish on or something like that..."

29. "Well she was an American girl raised on promises, she couldnt help thinkin that there was a little more to life somewhere else..." Amy- American Girl-- Tom Petty

30. "Can you hear them? They talk about us, telling lies, well that's no surprise..."

31. "Once there was a way to get back homeward, once there was a way to get back home..." Jess- Golden Slumber-- the beatles.

32. "Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?" Amy- Basketcase-- Green Day

33. "Crazy how it feels tonight. Crazy how you, make it all alright love..." amy - Crush-- DMB

34. "On Christmas morning, outside was pouring, all was hopeless in this home."

35. "I meant it all and every part and every word right from the start, I'll never let this love fall in the middle..."

36. "Edna Million in a drop dead suit, Dutch Pink on a downtown train, Two-dollar pistol but the gun won't shoot, I'm in the corner on the pouring rain..."

37. "Remember last summer when we had the chance to find each other start making romance, but it didn't come off 'cause you found another..."

38. "When they call your name will you walk right up with a smile on your face?"

39. "One question what can't be done? You tear me down with the same thing..."

40. "I am walking out in the rain and I am listening to the low moan of the dial tone again and I am getting no where with you..."

This took me an hour to do... so you all better participate!